To get the weekend off and running

The Onion:

Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry
(OMG... Conservatives were right all along.... )

Everyone Should Own A Gun For Protection And Possibly For Suicide


And for the writers in the crowd...

This Week, Let's Try A Reading From The Bible I Wrote

I Could Write A Better Rubaiyat Than That Khayyam Dipshit

Author Wishes She Hadn't Blown Personal Tragedy On First Book

Stephen King calls it quits

Extra-Slanty Italics Introduced For Extremely Important Words

Now More Than Ever, Humanity Needs My Back To The Future Fan Fiction

Have a great weekend!

Colleen